0. The attached collection of letters, numbers, punctuation and other characters will be
   collectively referred to as "the work".
1. The work exists as-is. It is composed as an extended meditation on the futility of computing.
   No implication is made that the work compiles, executes, or that it is good for anything
   whatsoever.
2. You may not copy, modify, or distribute the work for any purpose.
3. You may not affirm to third parties that the work exists, that you are its "author",
   or that the "author" of the work exists.