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<p>My grandmother, 93,  added me on social media yesterday. So I called her. Long-chat good talk. TL;DR Damn what a woman! She told me she had a roll-walker. I said “were in the future now Grandma, youre a cyborg, half machine!”</p>
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Got a friend request from my grandma<br />
But she spelled her name with an O<br />
Felt like it came from Futurama<br />
but I know my OP-sec yo!<br />
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Background check just didn't add up<br />
Family tree is kind of messy<br />
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Why is it that you never call me?<br />
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How come we have to be registered?<br />
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So many questions and all valid,<br />
She checked all my OP-sec control<br />
94 years old and vivid<br />
Holding strong her grandma role.<br />
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She said next time we go for a stroll<br />
I'll get to see her augmentation:<br />
A 2kg aluminum walker-roll<br />
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